My favortie scene in that movie
Summary: Blaine is a knight of the kingdom of Dalton. Kurt is the personal servant of Prince David Karofsky. This is how they saved each other.
Word Count: ~18,000
Edited by: stut—ter
Cover Art by: artistwriterloverfighter
Dedicated to: youandmeon-thelastpage
This story contains multiple references to, but no explicit depictions of, non-consensual sex. Please be warned. Also includes graphic violence and explicit depictions of consensual sex between two males.
Blaine was drunk. Okay, perhaps he hadn’t quite gotten to the drunk stage yet, but he was getting close. He finished his third goblet of mead just as the prince called for his to be refilled for the fifth time. Normally the king, seated to the prince’s right, would have warned him to slow down by this point—the feast had begun only an hour ago—but as it was the prince’s eighteenth birthday celebration, the king indulged his son.
As the prince’s closest friend and second-in-command of the military, Blaine was seated on his left. He leaned over to his friend. “Enjoying your feast, my lord?”
Prince David let out a jovial laugh. “Without a doubt, my good man. A man only comes of age once, and I have done so beyond compare.”
“Only the best for the heir of the greatest kingdom of all, Dalton!”
*opens Darren’s pinterest*
aren’t you supposed to be on tour goddammit darren
ah yes. my gender is blue with pink leg
so this is killing me cause my mind immediately thought.
and this is why im not allowed to be part of actual serious discussions.
i DONT UNDERSTAND THIS AT ALL I KEEP IMAGINING
I feel particularly close to this one:
THIS POST GET’S MORE FUCKIN HILARIOUS EVERY TIME I SEE IT!
I made a thing aswell.
I’m so done right now
today this girl told me she was going to see a movie with her grandma and when i asked which one she said “the great gatsby, you know the one with leonardo da vinci”
Henry Cavill for GQ Russia, June 2013 [via Porozhnyaki67]
have you ever played a video game and as you reach the end and the credits start rolling you feel so empty like you just finished a part of your life because i do
#It’s even sadder when you remember he had a wife and kids in Gallifrey #and he lost them #and then he gets Jenny #and he’s so reluctant to call her daughter #and then he finally does #only to lose her too
I SWEAR ON ALL THAT IS GOOD IF ANY OF YOU SPOIL THE REASONING OF WHY RANDALL TURNED OUT THE WAY HE DID AND WHY HIM AND MIKE ARE ENEMIES I WILL STRAP YOU TO THE SCREAM EXTRACTOR
DOES ANYONE ELSE MAKE SCENARIOS IN THEIR HEAD OF THEM DATING SOMEONE AND HAVING THE PERFECT RELATIONSHIP AND DOING CUTE COUPLE THINGS WITH THAT PERSON BECAUSE ME 24/7
It bewilders me that that they didn’t give the Hogwarts first years maps
have fun navigating an ancient castle full of shit that could literally kill you by yourselves suckers